oh well...

Sigh... it was cool and funny too! But not anymore... anyways, one day, I randomly said "death!" and my friend Ivan said, "hey, I have a Magikarp named that..." and then he showed it to me. I thought it was funny. I liked it. But then a few days ago, I heard a Hyper Beam from his DS. So, I looked over, and it said, "Death used Hyper Beam!" oh noes! He sold out on me! Now Death is a Gyarados. Just like any other fearsomely-named poke. *sadness* the comedy is gone, just now replaced with tragedy. Another thing to make me sad. I hate self-injury. It hurts. And I didn't even mean to cut myself. Stupid splinter. I had to open my hand up to get it out. And I hurt. Badly. And vowed never to be emo. So, I just listened to m-flo. And was happy. Utada's out of the picture until I finish listening to ALL of m-flo's and melody.'s music. Which is gonna take awhile. I don't really like boa, or however people capitalize her name. Too weird. But, then again, Utada's songs have gotten really sad, or at least "emotionally charged". Which means to me, singing on the verge of tears. Since I haven't heard any song that is charged with happiness. True happiness. Not a cutesy song that sickens people, a happy song that some people are guilt to try. Note that the previous sentence wasn't a grammar mistake. Oh well... later. "When I say m, you say flo! M, flo! M, flo!" yay. I heard all of the weird bridge songs. Like People of Cosmicolor. So freakin' weird. Ok, bye! See you later!

more songs!

D-J, play that music louder, onegai... boom, clap, boomboomboom, clap, boom, clap, boomboomboom, clap... this is the beginning of an addicting song. Surprisingly. The song is m-flo loves melody. & 山本領平 (yamamoto ryohei)- Miss You. This is one of the few songs that I actually like the live version. They sing with even more energy. I want the video... oh well. I can't remember the words right now, and I can't listen to it, so I think you people should just try it. I really like it. Actually, any song by m-flo feat. Melody. is pretty decent and addictive. Just this one stayed annoyingly in my ears when I couldn't remember any of the words. Oh well... bye for now! ...futari de iru no ni I miss you, chikaku ni itemo boy I miss you, sukoshi dake oh yeah, sukoshi dake oh yeah...

parties are fun!

A par-ty! A par-ty! I love parties. We played wii sports on this one. I thought it was fun! And then we ran around a bit... I thought that was fun too. We all went into the basement and got scared senseless. We also saw a neat bit of graffiti that was made my a "ghost". Hmm...

Oh hell yeah!

Yay oh yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! I just beat third sin! And it was easy! Just use healing touch once you can see triti, and work freakin' fast! You can stabilize once you close up the big wound. And then bask in the glory of your brilliance. And brag to the whole world, like I am doing. Seriously, I hate triti. Triti could very well be born of Satan. Triti is devilspawn. I wonder, why don't its victims die faster? They die so fast when I work on them, so why don't they die so quickly when noone does anything? GUILT is so confusing sometimes. That and calculus. I think I'm done now. This makes two posts in one day. An abhorrence to man, no doubt, but whatevs.

*sadness* *and pissed-off-ness*

Augh! My paraskevi is gone! I think I need a hug... someone in my class had her birthday today. I think I'm her main antagonist. I gave her many hugs today... hehe. She hated them all. I even was all caring, "oh, que tienes? Que tienes?" and stuff. She still liked today. She got taken to pei wei... lucky. Oh well, back to my fractals... paraskevi is gone! I thought I saved it yesterday, but I didn't save in the right place, and now its gone!!! Augh! On a lighter note, I did do 2 pics of kyriaki... one is like a "swarm of kyriaki" the other is just the individual one. I think that could be the mature parent one. But the palette is a bit off... I suppose I could post both versions and keep the more popular one after a fortnight or so... I think I'll do that... ok. Bye for now!

Oh mahjong, mahjong, wherefore art thou mahjong?

I must wait for my mahjong cards to arrive by mail... they should be here sometime this week. I hope that my friends will want to learn how to play... that is the only way I'd buy a real set with real tiles! It would be quite useless to have a set and not be able to play with 4 people, right? Oh well, whatevs. Planet Puzzle League and Yakuman and Trauma Center still completely own my life, leaving me with hardly any free time... and did I tell you? I'm making a series of fractals designed like GUILT! I have done so far triti, tetarti, pempti, and almost finished paraskevi. So exciting! I wanna finish them all, then rotate them as my wallpaper every day! I love Trauma Center. New Blood will become my fave game and then I will be truly complete. Aahh... *falls into a happy trance* oh no! I need to finish homework still! Curse you, addicting games!!!!!!

I love addiction!

Planet Puzzle League. A different sort of crack. This game isn't quite as complex as Trauma Center, or mahjong, but still just as addicting. What am I going to do? This is my newest addiction. I love every minute of it. Playing against the computer is megafun. Everytime I beat all the stages against the computer, the credits roll like I beat the game or something. This game is unbeatable by nature, yet completely awesome anyways. I can't wait to challenge people at school now... I also can't wait 'til I can go online and try playing there... *starts playing, there is zero chance he will finish typing this.*

oh hids...

Starforce is disappointing! I barely got it and already beat it. Not complete it, mind you, just beat it. I'm working hard to complete it, since I have only completed BN4. I need to beat BN3, just am too lazy to do it... I'm actually trying to make a good N level. I think it works fine, its just that I can make hard levels much better than easy ones... and ddas too. Ddas are very hard. They play themselves, so of course...

Wanderlust saddens me...

Hmm... I wish for some nostalgia right now... to take my mind off everything. Megaman starforce has disappointed me. I wish the game was longer... that'd be really cool! Instead I have to find some other game to amuse myself with. It'd be nice if I knew when n game would come out for ds... I got everyone at school obsessed with it, since I play it during dual credit class... oh well. Stress? No. I think not. Just cruel boredom and *gasp* mild wanderlust? I haven't the foggiest idea... wanderlust is soooooo hard to get rid of.... I need to either read a lot, write a lot, draw a lot, play loads of games, sleep, eat, bang my head against the wall, or a combination of all of them in order to get back to normal. It is also cured by taking a trip somewhere. Of course, that is impossible. Well, whatever. Bye for now!

phew...

I have been in a constant state of boredom for the past three days. Dunno why, I guess it's the giant mountain of homework I get... on top of that, I don't even have any time to post! Today is my free-ish day. Free from all homework but calculus. Dangit! I haven't finished yet... I'm actually tired now, too... but I want to play right now, because my parents are letting me... so I think I will miss some more sleep and make it up by having some Awake tea tomorrow morning. Sounds good. Well, I think it wouldn't hurt to take a little nap... so, good...*snore* (afterwards he fell asleep and woke up 3 hours later)

*monotone* it is the famous realto bridge. yipee.

Yay! No more sickness! I think... oh well, whatever... we just got a new tv I'm going to the ice charades, I'm going to the ice charades... and it looks nice! We have a new sound system and everything! But that's old hat. Right? I also got my books and stuff for school. Dangit! I didn't want to remember school was already starting... *sadness* oh well, think of happy puppies drinking caffeinated beverages! Yeah, that! Yay! I'm just a bundle of hyperness today, aint I? Ok. Rant over. I like this game! *bangs head on a post* hmm... perhaps I can have one person over before that engine of destruction, school, starts. Or... maybe not. Lets hope, yes? Ok! Well, gotta go for now, bye!

yeow...

"My name is Chuck, the evil-sandwich-making guy!" ok... I think that's enough. I can't eat anything anymore. I dunno why... *more sadness* I wonder if I really am sick... as said by the title of this blog, I obviously have a soft spot for shiny things. They're fascinating. And pretty. I guess "mesmerizing" is better, huh? Oh well, I think I'm leaving now. Bye!

mmh... *swirls*

I feel weird... like sick but not, y'know? Ah... at least I saw the awesome KH2 manga today. I'm happy. If I died now, I'd be a bit disappointed... what? You thought I'd say I would die happy? Hmph. Too bad. I also watched most of my new CL episodes. They make me happy... *music note* my summer is over already! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Ok. Primal scream therapy over. Yesterday, I played trauma center until I was sick of it. I suppose I indeed did break my addiction. Yay for me... that was the last day of freedom. Ever. Ok, maybe not ever, just this summer. Tomorrow is practice again... I dunno if I can be up for it. Feeling sorta nasty... I'm really thinking its because of stress, but... I think I'm done. Ok bye!

music!

Feed the birds, tuppence, tuppence, tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag... if you haven't seen that movie, you most assuredly do not have a shred of humanity. Seriously. That song is stuck in my head, and I haven't watched that movie in who knows how long... oh well. As you can tell, this'll be a medium-sized ramble about various things. From a sleep-deprived mind, obviously... I need sleep. Like now. Yet its only 7:45... oh well. I like toast with marmalade, not jam. Sorta reminds me of that song, jam and marmalade. *starts singing, a tough feat, for that song has no words* I have no idea who the artist is, but... I also like Utada's traveling. I can listen to that song so much without tiring... it's fun. I think I'm done for now... maybe I can get some sleep, eh?

Let's talk about food network!

Alright. The post has nothing to do about food... I think. So on to the fun! Ooh... I think I want dementium: the ward for ds. It looks creepy and as insane as I am! Oh goody. *sings* It is supposed to be about this dude who wakes up in a hospital but it is somehow frozen in time, yet has things wandering about! Yeah. Confusing already. And then its a survival horror game, which I really would like to play, but first person shooter also? I dunno... that'd ruin the fun. Especially if the developers make awesome 3d graphics that take up most of the processing power, slowing gameplay to less than a crawl, or worse, like that glitch in megaman battlenetwork 3, when in a certain part is played on ds, the game starts going v e r y s l o w l y........................................................... Yeah. So, that's not good. Lets hope they get some sense and make it like trace memory but actually extremely creepy. And longer. Because trace memory was fun, just not very long. I made an explosion fractal. It looks nice. I wish I could've rotated it, though... but now I only have an 800x600 picture of it! *sadness* stupid thing, not saving the parameters... *stabs apo with a butcher knife* now if only I could find myself some more of those... Ok, I think we're done for today, goodbye for now!

ugh...

Le eek. Now I know why I hated two-a-days so much. Not because its unbelievably tiring and takes up most of my waking hours, but because how hideously sore you are when you wake up the next day... seriously. It's almost time for me to go into another practice, yet, I just want to sleep. I wonder how the others are doing... well, I've tried to make a new fractal lately, I just haven't had the time... over and out.

fun!

Wow. I was a bit bored... and I read a review for trauma center, and I figured out exactly why I love it so much. I think I'm going to play it some more, I'm just afraid of getting addicted... have you ever felt like that about a game? That you suddenly stop playing because you don't want to anymore... not because you're bored, but because, well, just because! Like ddr! I played, and then I stopped. Because the version I was playing suddenly stopped having any meaning. It felt alien all of a sudden. But I pop max2 into my ps2, and I remember why I love that game. I felt a rush of nostalgia, I believe. And nostalgia is very important in my mind. So, I guess I felt some nostalgia playing trauma center again? But not second opinion. Yes, even though I almost cried in the reasons why chapter for the fifth time, it just wasn't the same... I think because all of the characters, except for a few, looked so feminine... and I just couldn't take them seriously! Oh well, I can't wait until our new tv. It will be lovely, for sure! Which brings me back to my ultimate nostalgia. Last time I went to disneyland, I played ddr supernova at the arcade. The first song I played was do it right. A wave of nostalgia flooded me and almost prevented me from completing the song! But it was worth that 75¢. Every penny. After that, I just wanted to relax and watch disneyland. It made me revisit everything that has happened. So, I think I'm done for now. Bye!

hmm...

Blah. Blah. Just blah. I'm hating right now, because I need to get used to posting everyday. Not that hard, really... lately I've been playing ddr obsessively again, not because I'm in the mood for it, but its the only exercise I can get right now. I'm forbidden to leave the house for fear that I get stolen. Oh well, I guess that's the upside from having overprotective parents. Nothing bad ever happens to you. Ever. Apophysis is fun as always, and it hurts my eyes after an hour or so, but I can create cool fractals, so, all's well. links back and forth, from one site to another. Woo hoo. there is my art page. Full of my fractals, and stuff. I think. Oh well, whatever. I think I need to start seriously waking up early everyday. School starts soon!

some insomniac ramblings... well, actually just some randomness about a game.

My, my... I just beat mario hoops 3 on 3. Very exciting. And shiny too! It feels final fantasy-ish at times, but not really. It just heaps on the shiny. I like moogle. It's a good player. My sister is infatuated with ninja, I think. He's pretty stupid, though. His "leaf veil' power shot doesn't even involve many leaves! I am determined to unlock black mage! I love it! I want it! My fave court is bowser jr's. On the hoop, there is a slot machine which sometimes activates and can mess with your score. Very fun. Ok. It's late, and I need to sleep. Bye!

yay!

Wow! It rained yesterday. Like really rain! Like, I was in the rain for 5 seconds and I got drenched rain. I loved it. *music note* I just wish I could've danced in it... but my school bag had all of my electronics... pity. Anyways, the newspeople are blowing it up again like last year and calling it "STORM 2007!!!!!!!1111!!!!!SHIFT+1!" which I find both annoying and stupid. In case you don't know where I live, good. Lets keep it that way. If I don't know where you live, you shouldn't know where I live. Case closed. Now lets dump spaghetti on you! Yay! Oh, that was from a show I saw the other day. Nevermind... I also downloaded the majority of season 2 of code lyoko! Its only in two parts rather than the usual three that you see from youtube, so its better. I got a joiner as well, so I hope that I can splice those together. I'm sure that the one second of repeat can get annoying when I watch it, but, then again, so do the random cartoon network "pokemon is coming up next" overlays. So, its all good. One of my fave episodes is "a fine mess" or whatever its called. I'm too lazy right now to give a synopsis, so maybe later, ok? I also got a program called apo-something... its supposed to create awesome-looking fractals. Now, unlike my mother, I am not above calling anything "awesome" even though she says that's fresa... I'm not the one who uses "osea" unconsciously, though. *sticks out tongue* so there! My summer is almost over, and I only have two weeks of freedom! And they cut it by having two-a-days! They last til 6! 6! Why does it have to take so long? I don't belong to any gyms! I don't have time to go to the gym! (Ok. Now you're probably wondering how I have time to post blogs, well, that's different. I don't have a car. So there.) Ok. Back to subject... *takes out clipboard* remarks on weather, check. Poking fun at newscasters, check. Talking about my absolute favorite show on cartoon network, check. Telling about the random programs I have, check. Ranting about how I think I wasted my summer and wishing for awhile I didn't have football (of course, I still like it, I just hate practice....), check. Well, I think I'm done! Oh yeah! I can't wait til trauma center: new blood! It looks like teh awesomeness. I want it so bad... hoshii... I can't wait until it comes out! It is supposed to have two player co-op. And an online leaderboard. And two new characters. Who both have the healing touch. And its for Wii! Ok. Done. I need a life during summer, I know. I have one during the school year, but not summer... *sighs.* I still can't wait for it, though. Its slated for a winter release this year. I should hope so! It uses the second opinion engine! It should come quickly. Ok. I've overrun! Its time to let you go for now! Bye!

The ultimate blog of doom! Part IV!

The one where I have fun! ...reviewing the last form of GUILT... first up, Savato! Yay! Saturday! Woohoo! Savato is so! Easy! Since all it is is lacerations keep on forming and spiders come out... then you have to laser them before they start swarming or else they'll become a big bug that seriously cuts the health of your patient... bad news, huh? Oh well, stupid Angie! Wha? Oh, you'll see later... so... she's like, "Yay! Savato is so easy to kill. I guess they didn't quite finish developing it yet!" Boo hoo. Oh! I just read another Boktai/MMBN fanfic! Awesomeness! Just not as awesome as Heart of a Warrior... even better. Just not boktai... anyways... so Angie was like, "wow! Savato is easy!" so we find another person infected with Savato (not telling who it is!) anyways... it is really surprising. The bugs have become a giant spider that has its web over the heart of the afflicted! Oh noes for the last time! Anyways, the spider thingy moves way too fast for anyone to catch it, much less hit it with serum... but that's what you have to do! Hahahahaha! Oh wait... that's the unfunniest thing I have ever said in my life... *ashamed* ok, so an auto healing touch happens, and you have to activate it again to slow down time enought to kill the bug. Then, its finished. So now, I guess, its time to review the baby forms of GUILT! Starting with... Tetarti (which is really the only one that truly has a baby form, but...)! Tetarti looks like a squid! Anyway, they swim around underneath the surface of the organ, you need to ultrasound, then cut right where you think it is, then it'll come out and you have to inject it with some weird sauce. Looks like tomato sauce. Yum. After awhile, it appears to die. Good. Now excise it, rub jello all over the organ that it was poisoning, cut it in half on the tray, and drain a single drop of serum from its body. No more, no less. You only have around two minutes to complete this, btw... next is baby savato! Just tiny little bugs that suddenly make wounds and could merge into a bigger bug. Boring. Well, actually that operation was exciting because it was so fast-paced...

Blog of doom: part 3...

muahahahahahahahahaha! Now I have once again trapped you, dear reader, into reading at least the first two sentences of my nonsensical-at-times blog. Lately I have been into Trauma Center fanfiction! I have fallen into the spell of Picup's 30 Affections or whatever she calls that dribble! It is so hideously cute that I cannot have enough of it! Yet there are only around 15 ministories! I did not want it to end... *sadness* anyways, I was worried previously about my blog losing my trademarked style (patent no. 555,555,982) and becoming something boring and distasteful... but obviously not. Well, I finished with that, then I went on to Racing Against Time (can't remember that author), then Evolved Touch (from the Nsider forums, except that one isn't finished and never will be) and some other ones too crappy to write about. Well, now I suppose its time to review the next GUILT, Pempti! Yay! An unhidden GUILT! And as you know, an unhidden GUILT just makes it more difficult to kill... so be careful, ok? Since yu have to do numerous tests and puzzles before you even have the chance to take this thing on! So be careful, ok? So be careful, ok? So... alright, that's enough! Just eat some cereal, be sure to snag the hazy cells, and lazer all of the eye-looking things. And you'll be snazzy. Miss, and... I would give anything I own not to be you. Oh! I was just reading another fanfic! By I'MWARIO!!! On the Nsider forums again... anyways, it has a new strain of GUILT! Defteriaki! And its not a new way to make chicken! Too bad. Instead its the worst parts of Kyriaki and Deftera combined. I'm so glad I don't have to work with that... well, I'm sorry for those who haven't heard of FanFiction.net... because it'd be nice if they just dropped their fics there. Next in line is Friday! Whoohoo! TGIF! Well, actually not... this thing looks like an... ULTIMATE EARTHWORM!!!!!! WRAAAAAAAAA!!!! ...yeah... well, its hidden as well, but you really have to only suture 2 cuts to make it appear again... so... it appears to be invincible! Nothing can hurt it! ...until Angie goes "why don't you laser it!" killjoy! I wanted to be scared for a while more... oh well... so yeah, laser its tail, cut it in half, laser both their tails, cut them in half... oh, and btw, whenever you cut them, they cut the patient. Not cool. Not cool. You have to excise 16 little pieces before it reaches the heart! Or else you die! Oh noes for the 285th time! So paraskevi isn't bad... I guess... you just need to keep on lasering them and suturing up. Which can be tricky to finish in less than 5 minutes... whatever! One more day to review, or something... Savato and the baby GUILT! Bye for now!

Buraagu no duumu: paato tsu.

How do ya like my japanese? Great, huh? Ok. I admit it. It really sucks right now, but... it will be better! I promise! Anyways, getting back to the topic of the last part... please, no! I am not going to spin the wheel simply because I already broke it. Okay? Ok! Now, it is time for me to review the rest of the strains of GUILT before I become legally insane! Yay me! So now it is time for Triti! Oooooooooohhh... the evilest one! Mainly because it doesn't care about lime jello! By the way, Triti means Tuesday in Greek. Triti is perfectly harmless on the outside, until someones internal organs stop functioning! It is an evil membrane of doom that attaches to a random organ and tries to petrify it with spiky thingies! Oh noes again! So, what you do is try to cut the membrane off. No dice. "What about pulling the spikes out first, retard?" Call me doctor! No matter how retarded I act, call me doctor! "Ok, whatever..." Anyways, then you cut out the membrane triangle section thingies, and pull it off, or else the spikies will grow back and pin it down and you have to start all over again! Every few seconds, the membrane expands and you have to pull it off. The more organ covered, the faster your patient dies! If you are not fast enough, it will last until time runs out and you fail! Dangit! Try again... the dark purple section makes health drop faster than if a Kyriaki was attacking, so you should obviously attack that first... then a later strain causes some spikies to dissolve when you pull them out, so then you have to drain the gas, and watch helplessly as the Triti fills up all the holes you made in it! "We're running out of time!" Shut up already! Oh noooooo.... FAILED! Now to retry for the 400th time... kupo... You might not know this, but this is my least favorite strain of GUILT simply because you need to use the Healing Touch constantly during this operation, but you can only use it once... and having a patient die repeatedly is very draining, both physically, mentally, and emotionally... ...wha? You say that "both" only applies to 2 words? I'm sorry, I'm out of my mind right now. Be back in 15 minutes, okay?
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Okay! I'm back now! Yay, I'm sane again! *dances a crazy jig and falls* Next is one of my favorite GUILT: Tetarti. Tetarti is Wednesday. Wednesday is not very fun, but is a lot better than Monday or Tuesday. I guess because it's closer to the weekend... ok. Your mentor-thingy doctor comes down with this strain and everyone is sad. Boo hoo. Go home, emo surgeons... oh wait? He actually matters? Ok. So they send you around town to look for less advanced cases of Tetarti just so you can cut the little buggers open and suck a drop of juice from them with the drain. Oh, and so you can have their eternal gratefulness before the patients you just saved are sworn to complete and utter secrecy by the semi-covert government agency that you are working for now... hmm... I wonder if they participate in witness protection... so, anywho, Tetarti is a sort of squiddy looking germ. Except that you don't really see it at first. Like almost all GUILT (with the exception of Triti, Pempti, and Savato) Tetarti is hidden by its work, so naturally, once you fix the damage it caused, it comes out to KILL YOU!!!!!!!!1111111 SHIFT+1 SHIFT+1 ONEONEONE1111111 ...Or at least the patient... so what Tetarti leaves behind it are 3 swelly tumor thingies. So you have to inject the 3 different color antigens so that the tumor thingies stop growing. Then cut them out with safety scissors, color them, and give them to your mom as a mother's day present! Yay! What? I'm not in kindergarten anymore?! Oh well... so then you have to patch the holes, or else Dr. Kasal, your mentor-thingie, will pleed to death out of his liver! The ironic thing is he's a teelotaler, to boot! Poor man... well, you patch the holes, and the squiddies come out, and you have to inject them with their respective colors REALLY FAST before they hide again. That way they die and your patient doesn't. Didja know that green jello also cleans up toxins spready by this particularly nasty strain of GUILT? Yay for green jello! *runs to walmart to buy every last box before everyone else can* hahahahaha! You shall die without the magic green jello! And without the strange green injection! Although I really don't know what that stuff is... perhaps its Sonic limeade? No wonder whenever you drink it you feel all good inside! *drives over to Sonic* I want all of your limeade! And two coney dogs too! *comes back with 50 gallons* yay, yay, yay, yay! Well, I really don't need all of this tasty and germ-repellent stuff now, but... you never know... *ominous grin* well, after you nail each of the Tetarti with a couple of shots of serum, they will all DIE!!!!! And you just sew the man back up so that he won't wake up with a giant hole in his abdominal cavity. Unless you're sadistic like that... then I don't know what to do with you... *pained look* well, its time to say goodbye again, so don't be too pained to have me go, or too pleased, too... I still have 3 more GUILT to review... ok, bye for now!

New blog of doom!

Lets spin the wheel to figure out what to talk about today! *brings out a giant wheel* spin spin spin! *pulls the lever! Wheel spins fast!* oh, whatever, I already know what I want to say...*pulls an axe from behind his back and throws it at the wheel* dangit! Break already! *gets in a car and runs over it* that's better... ok. Now today I'm going to talk about the many forms of GUILT. No, not the kind you get when you argue with your significant other, the dreaded, nearly incurable disease manufactured by a fictional *gets out a white board and writes "FICTIONAL" and underlines it* bioterrorist group. Aah! Scary, right? Well, its time to review all the types! Yay! Ok. Type 1: Kyriaki! Yay! Sunday! That's what it means in Greek, anyway... whenever someone is infected with it, it produces a lot of some stupidly named chemical which causes people to become emo! Seriously. Anyways, they want to die, yadda, yadda, they get sent to the hospital for chest pain and passing-out-age... (um... yeah, need to work on those adjectives...) and when the doctor opens them up, the doctor sees all these gigantic wounds that need to be drained and pinched together before they are sutured. Oh noes! Well, whatever. This is still pretty elementary... until another laceration appears in the patient's lung! "Vitals dropping!" I know already! So, once you use ultrasound, you find a thingy! Cut the lung open, and a demonic sperm-thingy comes out! Hurry and laser it! Its scary!!!! Ok, its still pretty weak. Only 2 lasers and it dies. Thank God. But then, the mom comes out! And its so much bigger and badder than the other Kyriaki! Aah! Everytime you laser it, it makes a cut and hides again! Nooooo! Use the green awesome shot, now! Yay! The patient's not dead! You defeated the demonic sperm! ...and that's how a typical Kyriaki operation is. Next in line, is the dreaded Deftera! Woooooooo!!!! It means Monday in Greek... you KNOW its bad... well, this strain likes to keep its victims alive and fresh. At least much longer than Kyriaki does... Deftera can incubate in its victims body for up to 5 years before it kills the victim. Wow. Anyways, I assume that Deftera doesn't release the emo toxin, since those who caught the disease are as jolly as possible... o_O. Well, this surfer-doctor guy named Tyler Chase explains about this strain of GUILT, how it has two "flavours"... seriously, how is it that localization left this out? It sounds so weird! I suddenly felt a huge blast of out-of-character... anyways, that's the only british "u" that slipped by. He explains that they are two types, A and B. Pink and blue. Ok, well, the reason why he knows so much about this strain is because his supposed-to-be-cute-at-least-that's-what-the-developers-thought sister came down with this strain. Poor rebellious little girl. Well, these pink and blue tumor blobby evil sluggy things (in second opinion, they look like evil pretty little birds. Kind of creepy having pretty little birds dancing on the surface of your stomach, though...) fly, swim, something around on the surface of your stomach, lungs, liver, etc., leaving black and white tumors that you have to laser off! You can't do a thing to stop them, either, unless you care to spread some green jello, which everyone knows disease hates (haven't you ever eaten green jello when you were sick?) on the surface of the organ and hope the Deftera hates it enough to bounce off. Then when the two colors meet, they swirl around in circles and just stay there for awhile. "Hurry doctor, drain the tumor!" wha? Oh, right! Drain, drain drain, drainy drainy drain drain! Yay! I took out the color! Now they're black and white! Yippee! Wtf? What's happening!? Nooooo! They solidify and cause mayhem! Draw a star now! Cut the thingy out! Make it go awaaaaaayyyy! Phew. Its gone now. Now to take out the other one. *closes up stomach after eating all of the leftover green jello* *opens up lungs* nnnnnnnooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Two pairs!? And I ate all the green jello! And it takes 30 minutes to cook up a new batch! *an incessant stream of curses follows* *10 hours and 15 retries later* Hahahahahahahahahaha.... I finally did it... *completely insane* now, to get you! *gets slapped hard* ok, ok! I'm not insane anymore... hopefully. I just need to rest before reviewing the other GUILT... lest I actually do something that I really will regret for the rest of my life. So I'm going to finally let you go, dear reader, assuming that you actually cared enough to take the time to read my ramblings with a theme, and... I will see you later with more GUILT reviews! Yay! Ok, bye now!

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Yet again! I am stuck on paraskevi I. This makes the third time I started a new game. I will probably not lend my copy out to anyone anymore... not even my best friend. Oh, God, I need counseling or something. Trauma center must be crack or something, because I can't get off it... well, enough of that, something else interesting. Oh yeah, my... wait, I can't say that... ok, well, I suppose that now it is time for me to get help for my 2 addictions: Trauma Center and Code: Lyoko. Both are awesome, yet you find yourself needing more everyday. What am I going to do with myself when I finish watching the first season, beat the new game coming out on the 17th, and beat both trauma centers? I might just die. Haha, just kidding. I did see some hopeful looks, there. You might want to watch yourself, 'cuz... hmm... I'd better not. Ok, well, you are safe, for today... hehe... I am not going to go on real drugs. I will just have to buy season 2 on dvd, I suppose... and then learn french, and then buy the french ones, and then finish learning japanese, then attach myself parasitically to another anime/manga or something to keep my attention 'til season 5 or something. Y'know what? I was playing second opinion at a party the other day, and someone just, out of the blue, asked me a very stupid question. "Do you think they have this game on other systems?" I said yes, the ds version. "No, I mean other ones, like playstation or something." I looked at that person as if that person was retarded. "Y'know, to pull the glass out of wounds, you could press up on the control pad or something." That completely goes against the concept of trauma center. Immersion- completely lost. It just becomes a game again. I did not bother to tell that person this bit of info, they would never understand anyway. I left the party shortly afterwards. Noone wanted me to go. They wanted my wii... I felt a bit used. But, whatever. Now they are forced to buy one for themselves! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Okay, enough manaical laughter. Just calm down... You are probably tired of reading or have left already, so I think I'll let you go for now...

um... weird

Some more thoughts. It seems like storm 2006 has made a comeback. Yesterday, of course, I thought nothing of it, but then the pressure dropped.
It was a bit strange, since it seemed nice outside. My mom thought it was freezing, though. She was like, "it's soooooo cold outside! Come look!" I went outside, and was not amused. The temperature was barely 80 with maybe winds of around 8mph. Boring. So, then I went inside to work on my paper, which happened to be on storm 2006, and then I thought I heard thunder. "I must be imagining things," I mused. Well, no matter. I almost finished, too. "Yay! A page and 4 inches!" I was so proud... after all, that was my last project. I'm pretty sure I'll be exempt, so then I can go on vacation! Yay for me! Okay... enough rejoicing. Yes, you're happy that you might very well be exempt, but you don't have to be so conceited. Ok, I will... oh, look! You're still here? Well, as you can see, I was just talking to myself for awhile. I'm pretty sure I'm not crazy. I'm sure...

Reminiscing...

I recall a time, I can't remember how long ago. I was playing trauma center. I had not heard of wii yet, for it was still called "revolution". I was not planning on getting one at that time. I remember it so vividly because I was stuck on a particularly harrowing operation. I was to remove some aneurysms from the intestine, but I did not have enough time to remove them before they popped... I then figured out (by myself) an almost-cheat that I was required to use to clear it. So I used it, and cleared it. It was very late at night (1-2 in the morning, actually). That jolted me into another time, when I was, naturally, playing trauma center. I was stuck on paraskevi. I realized I wasn't going to beat it that day, so I turned in for the night (or what remained of it, anyways... it was around 3.) I beat it surprisingly fast at 10 in the morning the next day! (Only about 3 minutes @ the liver) I wish I was there already... I had to buy a new one because I lent it out so some guy and he kept it. *so sad* well, whatever. I'm gonna beat pempti now. Again.