Buraagu no duumu: paato tsu.

How do ya like my japanese? Great, huh? Ok. I admit it. It really sucks right now, but... it will be better! I promise! Anyways, getting back to the topic of the last part... please, no! I am not going to spin the wheel simply because I already broke it. Okay? Ok! Now, it is time for me to review the rest of the strains of GUILT before I become legally insane! Yay me! So now it is time for Triti! Oooooooooohhh... the evilest one! Mainly because it doesn't care about lime jello! By the way, Triti means Tuesday in Greek. Triti is perfectly harmless on the outside, until someones internal organs stop functioning! It is an evil membrane of doom that attaches to a random organ and tries to petrify it with spiky thingies! Oh noes again! So, what you do is try to cut the membrane off. No dice. "What about pulling the spikes out first, retard?" Call me doctor! No matter how retarded I act, call me doctor! "Ok, whatever..." Anyways, then you cut out the membrane triangle section thingies, and pull it off, or else the spikies will grow back and pin it down and you have to start all over again! Every few seconds, the membrane expands and you have to pull it off. The more organ covered, the faster your patient dies! If you are not fast enough, it will last until time runs out and you fail! Dangit! Try again... the dark purple section makes health drop faster than if a Kyriaki was attacking, so you should obviously attack that first... then a later strain causes some spikies to dissolve when you pull them out, so then you have to drain the gas, and watch helplessly as the Triti fills up all the holes you made in it! "We're running out of time!" Shut up already! Oh noooooo.... FAILED! Now to retry for the 400th time... kupo... You might not know this, but this is my least favorite strain of GUILT simply because you need to use the Healing Touch constantly during this operation, but you can only use it once... and having a patient die repeatedly is very draining, both physically, mentally, and emotionally... ...wha? You say that "both" only applies to 2 words? I'm sorry, I'm out of my mind right now. Be back in 15 minutes, okay?
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Okay! I'm back now! Yay, I'm sane again! *dances a crazy jig and falls* Next is one of my favorite GUILT: Tetarti. Tetarti is Wednesday. Wednesday is not very fun, but is a lot better than Monday or Tuesday. I guess because it's closer to the weekend... ok. Your mentor-thingy doctor comes down with this strain and everyone is sad. Boo hoo. Go home, emo surgeons... oh wait? He actually matters? Ok. So they send you around town to look for less advanced cases of Tetarti just so you can cut the little buggers open and suck a drop of juice from them with the drain. Oh, and so you can have their eternal gratefulness before the patients you just saved are sworn to complete and utter secrecy by the semi-covert government agency that you are working for now... hmm... I wonder if they participate in witness protection... so, anywho, Tetarti is a sort of squiddy looking germ. Except that you don't really see it at first. Like almost all GUILT (with the exception of Triti, Pempti, and Savato) Tetarti is hidden by its work, so naturally, once you fix the damage it caused, it comes out to KILL YOU!!!!!!!!1111111 SHIFT+1 SHIFT+1 ONEONEONE1111111 ...Or at least the patient... so what Tetarti leaves behind it are 3 swelly tumor thingies. So you have to inject the 3 different color antigens so that the tumor thingies stop growing. Then cut them out with safety scissors, color them, and give them to your mom as a mother's day present! Yay! What? I'm not in kindergarten anymore?! Oh well... so then you have to patch the holes, or else Dr. Kasal, your mentor-thingie, will pleed to death out of his liver! The ironic thing is he's a teelotaler, to boot! Poor man... well, you patch the holes, and the squiddies come out, and you have to inject them with their respective colors REALLY FAST before they hide again. That way they die and your patient doesn't. Didja know that green jello also cleans up toxins spready by this particularly nasty strain of GUILT? Yay for green jello! *runs to walmart to buy every last box before everyone else can* hahahahaha! You shall die without the magic green jello! And without the strange green injection! Although I really don't know what that stuff is... perhaps its Sonic limeade? No wonder whenever you drink it you feel all good inside! *drives over to Sonic* I want all of your limeade! And two coney dogs too! *comes back with 50 gallons* yay, yay, yay, yay! Well, I really don't need all of this tasty and germ-repellent stuff now, but... you never know... *ominous grin* well, after you nail each of the Tetarti with a couple of shots of serum, they will all DIE!!!!! And you just sew the man back up so that he won't wake up with a giant hole in his abdominal cavity. Unless you're sadistic like that... then I don't know what to do with you... *pained look* well, its time to say goodbye again, so don't be too pained to have me go, or too pleased, too... I still have 3 more GUILT to review... ok, bye for now!