Blog of doom: part 3...

muahahahahahahahahaha! Now I have once again trapped you, dear reader, into reading at least the first two sentences of my nonsensical-at-times blog. Lately I have been into Trauma Center fanfiction! I have fallen into the spell of Picup's 30 Affections or whatever she calls that dribble! It is so hideously cute that I cannot have enough of it! Yet there are only around 15 ministories! I did not want it to end... *sadness* anyways, I was worried previously about my blog losing my trademarked style (patent no. 555,555,982) and becoming something boring and distasteful... but obviously not. Well, I finished with that, then I went on to Racing Against Time (can't remember that author), then Evolved Touch (from the Nsider forums, except that one isn't finished and never will be) and some other ones too crappy to write about. Well, now I suppose its time to review the next GUILT, Pempti! Yay! An unhidden GUILT! And as you know, an unhidden GUILT just makes it more difficult to kill... so be careful, ok? Since yu have to do numerous tests and puzzles before you even have the chance to take this thing on! So be careful, ok? So be careful, ok? So... alright, that's enough! Just eat some cereal, be sure to snag the hazy cells, and lazer all of the eye-looking things. And you'll be snazzy. Miss, and... I would give anything I own not to be you. Oh! I was just reading another fanfic! By I'MWARIO!!! On the Nsider forums again... anyways, it has a new strain of GUILT! Defteriaki! And its not a new way to make chicken! Too bad. Instead its the worst parts of Kyriaki and Deftera combined. I'm so glad I don't have to work with that... well, I'm sorry for those who haven't heard of FanFiction.net... because it'd be nice if they just dropped their fics there. Next in line is Friday! Whoohoo! TGIF! Well, actually not... this thing looks like an... ULTIMATE EARTHWORM!!!!!! WRAAAAAAAAA!!!! ...yeah... well, its hidden as well, but you really have to only suture 2 cuts to make it appear again... so... it appears to be invincible! Nothing can hurt it! ...until Angie goes "why don't you laser it!" killjoy! I wanted to be scared for a while more... oh well... so yeah, laser its tail, cut it in half, laser both their tails, cut them in half... oh, and btw, whenever you cut them, they cut the patient. Not cool. Not cool. You have to excise 16 little pieces before it reaches the heart! Or else you die! Oh noes for the 285th time! So paraskevi isn't bad... I guess... you just need to keep on lasering them and suturing up. Which can be tricky to finish in less than 5 minutes... whatever! One more day to review, or something... Savato and the baby GUILT! Bye for now!