The ultimate blog of doom! Part IV!

The one where I have fun! ...reviewing the last form of GUILT... first up, Savato! Yay! Saturday! Woohoo! Savato is so! Easy! Since all it is is lacerations keep on forming and spiders come out... then you have to laser them before they start swarming or else they'll become a big bug that seriously cuts the health of your patient... bad news, huh? Oh well, stupid Angie! Wha? Oh, you'll see later... so... she's like, "Yay! Savato is so easy to kill. I guess they didn't quite finish developing it yet!" Boo hoo. Oh! I just read another Boktai/MMBN fanfic! Awesomeness! Just not as awesome as Heart of a Warrior... even better. Just not boktai... anyways... so Angie was like, "wow! Savato is easy!" so we find another person infected with Savato (not telling who it is!) anyways... it is really surprising. The bugs have become a giant spider that has its web over the heart of the afflicted! Oh noes for the last time! Anyways, the spider thingy moves way too fast for anyone to catch it, much less hit it with serum... but that's what you have to do! Hahahahaha! Oh wait... that's the unfunniest thing I have ever said in my life... *ashamed* ok, so an auto healing touch happens, and you have to activate it again to slow down time enought to kill the bug. Then, its finished. So now, I guess, its time to review the baby forms of GUILT! Starting with... Tetarti (which is really the only one that truly has a baby form, but...)! Tetarti looks like a squid! Anyway, they swim around underneath the surface of the organ, you need to ultrasound, then cut right where you think it is, then it'll come out and you have to inject it with some weird sauce. Looks like tomato sauce. Yum. After awhile, it appears to die. Good. Now excise it, rub jello all over the organ that it was poisoning, cut it in half on the tray, and drain a single drop of serum from its body. No more, no less. You only have around two minutes to complete this, btw... next is baby savato! Just tiny little bugs that suddenly make wounds and could merge into a bigger bug. Boring. Well, actually that operation was exciting because it was so fast-paced...